Saturday, December 15, 2007

My Blog

Welcome to my blog. This blog is the best blog there is out there. It promises to up hold a standard of quality that the reader can respect and admire. Feel free to stop in some time and read whats on my mind.

(Disclaimer: This blog is in fact not the best out there and would not rank in the top 10,000. All promises made in the opening statement are not supported by any REAL intentions toward quality that any reader could respect or admire. All blog reading must be done by appointment. Trespassers will be prosecuted.
Medical Warning: Reading this blog may result in eye irritation, stomach discomfort, nausea, irritability, vomiting, sensitivity to light, male pattern baldness, low sperm count, blood clots, hemorrhaging, runny nose, bloating, cramps, lock jaw, and gingivitis. Lasting effects can be and are not limited to stroke, heart failure, Alzheimer's, kidney failure, complete shutdown of the gastrointestinal tract, and liver failure, all of which may result in death. Consult a doctor before reading.)